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Politics

Σεπτεμβρίου 24, 2008

An American said:

«We have George Bush, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash.»

And A Greek replied:

«We have Kostas Karamanlis, no Wonder, no Hope, and no Cash».

Bush

Ιουνίου 7, 2008

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
«I don’t know what to do here,» says the devil. «You’re on my list but I  have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tellyou what I’m going to do. I’ve got three people here who weren’t quite as bad as you. I’ll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I’ll even let YOU decide who leaves.»
George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
«No!» George said. «I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and I don’t think I could do that all day long.»
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
«No! I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!» commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
«Yeah, I can handle this.»
The devil smiled and said, «Monica, you’re free to go!»

Ξενόγλωσσα

Ιουνίου 1, 2008

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hiredthe famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report anyactivities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE. I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.
I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAΥ WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,

CHEN LEE